Wizard Of Oz Lover Gifts

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'We're under a tornado warning for Kansas, with a sixty percent chance of flying monkeys and scattered munchkins.'

A munchkin made the tinman into a woodburning stove.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Recalculating route..."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Tin Man Visits New York

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"Look, it's not heartburn, you have a CD player."

"Okay, now try it again"

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'