Wizard Of Oz Fanatic Gifts

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'Heart transplants, yes. Brain transplants, no.'

"Ahhh yes, this one had a great deal of courage."

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Excuse me, Mr. Scarecrow....you forgot your Ginkgo Biloba.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Recalculating route..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"What the hell took so long?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Like that?"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"Define fair."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.