Wizard Of Oz Aficionados Gifts

"Recalculating route..."

I know it's a long walk to Oz and we need to pass the time. But all the three of you ever want to do is play "Animal, vegetable, mineral"!

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Late BroomStick

"What the hell took so long?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Tin Man Visits New York

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'