Wizards Of Oz Enthusiasts Gifts

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Recalculating route..."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What the hell took so long?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Tin Man Visits New York

"Waaaahhh! I've oiled myself!"

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

'Stealth broom.'

A munchkin made the tinman into a woodburning stove.