Witch Culture Admirer Prints

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Pastries and Candy

A Club Sandwitch.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches Checkout.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Beware of the Cat.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Halloween sculptor

"I'd like to make a return."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'