Witch Appreciator Gifts

'It won't get airborne.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Pastries and Candy

Cat Burglar

A Club Sandwitch.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Things are looking up!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Teddy Time Bears

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Devi's brew?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Witches Checkout.

Beware of the Cat.

Voltaire

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

Witches at a cauldron.

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.