Witch Appreciator T-Shirts

'It won't get airborne.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Pastries and Candy

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Cat Burglar

A Club Sandwitch.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Things are looking up!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Devi's brew?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Teddy Time Bears

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches Checkout.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Voltaire

Beware of the Cat.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

Fear of Flying Seminar

Witches at a cauldron.

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"