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'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

'Oh darling, isn't it just so sweet?!'

Halloween sculptor

Spook cafe special meal.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

The Fourth Little Pig

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Pastries and Candy

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

A Club Sandwitch.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Devi's brew?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Reindeer

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Beware of the Cat.

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Witches Checkout.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Fear of Flying Seminar

Fairy tale

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

Candy Corn Dracula

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"