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'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

'Oh darling, isn't it just so sweet?!'

Halloween sculptor

Spook cafe special meal.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

The Fourth Little Pig

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Pastries and Candy

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

A Club Sandwitch.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Devi's brew?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Reindeer

Beware of the Cat.

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Witches Checkout.

Fairy tale

Witches at a cauldron.

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"