Witch Appreciation Society T-Shirts

"My most recent position was under a house."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'One eye of newt or two?'

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Pastries and Candy

A Club Sandwitch.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Devi's brew?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'She's still a novice yet.'

Witches Checkout.

Beware of the Cat.

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

A voodoo doctor.

"Just browsing."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch dice.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Hexercise.

Halloween sculptor