Witch Appreciation Society T-Shirts

"My most recent position was under a house."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'One eye of newt or two?'

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A Club Sandwitch.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Devi's brew?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches Checkout.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Beware of the Cat.

"At least she's reading."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Just browsing."

A voodoo doctor.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Fear of Flying Seminar

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch dice.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Halloween sculptor

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Hexercise.