Witchery Enthusiasts Gifts

Witch hangs her robes on her broomstick while she goes for a swim.

"Okay, next party we skip the ice."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

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A Club Sandwitch.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

Beware of the Cat.

Witches Checkout.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

A voodoo doctor.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Just browsing."

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'