Nostalgic Witch Lover Gifts

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

A Club Sandwitch.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Grandma's caf

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'