Witchcraft Curious Gifts

Witch Bonfire

"Devil's Brew?"

"The man I marry must love children!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

flying monkeys

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Late BroomStick

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

Astral Projection

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Macbeth: Take Two

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Devi's brew?"