Witchcraft Curious Gifts

Witch Bonfire

"Devil's Brew?"

"The man I marry must love children!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

flying monkeys

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Needs salt!'

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Macbeth: Take Two

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Devi's brew?"