Witchcraft Wonderer Pillows

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'Sorry about this, sir, but the witch hunting season ended over a week ago.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

"You probably would get a date if you took a bath once in a while."

"Now there are many farm raised ones, but I prefer my eye-of-newt locally sourced."

Collision

"No thanks. Do you know how much sugar is in those things?"

"Madam seems quite taken with the kiddies setting."

Soup of the Day: Eye of Newt.

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

'We'll be right back after these important messages.'

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Needs salt!'

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocking Witches.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"It's probably just seasonal."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'