Wizardry Gifts

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

The Wizard.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Nerd tryouts.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Emma Watson

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Spell Check

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"So you don't want to come along?"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"