Science Wizardry Gifts

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

Big Bang Theory.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Gracie's baby toys.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."