Tech Wizardry Gifts

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

If Disney was a software company

Why do you need so many computers?

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Man feeding his computer money.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"