Wisdom Wizards Gifts

Multitasking Monkey

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Profit

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Miss America IQ Pageant

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Higher wisdom...

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Money exchange

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

Shakespeare Quote

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'How many words per minute do you type?'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."