Wisdom Wizards Mugs

Multitasking Monkey

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Higher wisdom...

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Money exchange

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

Shakespeare Quote

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"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

Dept. of the Treasury

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."