Wisdom Warrior Mugs

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

'Look, you two - Meditation isn't supposed to be COMPETITIVE!'

'What do you mean, you found a loophole in Nirvana?'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Truth seeker seeking knowledge sees different levels of gurus.

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Higher wisdom...

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'