Wise Wizard Gifts

'Are you sure you're 'the great Oracle'?'

Profit

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Miss America IQ Pageant

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

D.I.Y

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Money exchange

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Dept. of the Treasury

"Victims of out-sorcery."

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."