Wise Wizard Gifts

'Are you sure you're 'the great Oracle'?'

Profit

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

D.I.Y

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Money exchange

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Dept. of the Treasury