Modern Magic User Mugs

"I make big batches and freeze it."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Broomstick crash.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.