Magic And Spell Lover Mugs

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Desert Island BBQ

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"