Mysticism Appreciator Pillows

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Czarcasm

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Did you have a cat?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Nikolay Rerih

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

At the end of the rainbow

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Leo Tolstoy

"He's an asylum seeker."

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"