Mystic Admirers Gifts

"First there will be some bad news... then things will get worse."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

At the end of the rainbow

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune Tellers Convention

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

Phoenix

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'