Mysticism Admirer Prints

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Rasputin - You don't have to be a mad monk to work here but it helps

"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

Gypsy fortune teller consults a magic eight ball for a male customer.

"I see dead people."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"My God! There goes middle management."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"Did you have a cat?"

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Nikolay Rerih

Naming that Impala

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Amateur Palmist

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

China Launches Lunar Rover

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

At the end of the rainbow

Cornucopia

'Who's that painted lady?'