Mystique Admirer Gifts

Amateur Palmist

The DaVinci Code

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'You know too much,'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Birds Following Witch.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Phoenix

Magic Tricks

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Unicorn Working From Home

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Ta Da!...

"Did you have a cat?"

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'