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Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

Film makers.

The tooth fairy.

Birds Following Witch.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Devi's brew?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Ta Da!...

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"So, how's your other half?"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Fairy tale

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I love my luvvie."

Magician Playing Golf.

David Blaine, Age 60

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'What's your poison?'