Magician Admirer Pillows

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

Film makers.

The tooth fairy.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Birds Following Witch.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Devi's brew?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

Ta Da!...

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"So, how's your other half?"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Fairy tale

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

"I love my luvvie."

Magician Playing Golf.

David Blaine, Age 60

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"