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"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

The tooth fairy.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

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Theatre Crowd

"What the hell took so long?"

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"It's a play on words."

"I said slime."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Birds Following Witch.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"