Stage Magic Admirer Pillows

"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

The tooth fairy.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

Theatre Crowd

"I can't believe he brought her."

"It's a play on words."

100% carbon neutral

"What the hell took so long?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Birds Following Witch.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."