Blundering Magician Admirer Pillows

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Magician Playing Golf.

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

Super glue . . .

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Gymnast tangled up.

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Meet the Artist

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"Back in 15 min."

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"

Yellow Fairy

"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

Beware of The Dog

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."