Blundering Magician Admirer T-Shirts

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

Magician Playing Golf.

Super glue . . .

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Gymnast tangled up.

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

"Back in 15 min."

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

Meet the Artist

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Fortune telling

Yellow Fairy

"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

Beware of The Dog

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.