Magical Being Believer Gifts

"Tales of the unicorns"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Origami Society...

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"You're solemates!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Fairy Vet

Some day my Prince will come...

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."