Miracle Believers T-Shirts

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"Dad, I know that you are an atheist, but now do you believe in miracles?"

'We're fresh out of miracles. Want to see a card trick?'

"I just had the weirdest dream."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

Sign - Hoddle I'l keep saints up. "So he works miracles too then."

Moses knew how to make a good first impression.

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Tiny Visions

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"That's my boy!"

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

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