Miracle Believers T-Shirts

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"Dad, I know that you are an atheist, but now do you believe in miracles?"

'We're fresh out of miracles. Want to see a card trick?'

"I just had the weirdest dream."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

Sign - Hoddle I'l keep saints up. "So he works miracles too then."

Moses knew how to make a good first impression.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Tiny Visions

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

Fairy Vet

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"That's my boy!"

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"Tales of the unicorns"

"Holy water, holy water...."