Childhood Magic Lover Pillows

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

100% carbon neutral

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

Primitive magician

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

Cheating Death.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Magic Tricks