Christmas Magic Enthusiasts Pillows

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Late BroomStick

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'