Holiday Spirit Devotee Pillows

'I just love Christmas!'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

Reindeer

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Tipping Pain Chart

Just one more choccy...

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Happy St Pancakes Day

O Christmas Tea

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Merry Kissmas

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Street Carolers

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Maybe this year..."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'