Holiday Spirit Devotees Pillows

"Hold on fellas! It looks they're in need of my expertise."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

Street Carolers

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

O Christmas Tea

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Happy St Pancakes Day

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Merry Kissmas

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Maybe this year..."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."