Comical Christmas Lover Pillows

"We're not going anywhere until I find my motion sickness pills!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Christmas Tree

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I could get used to working remotely."

Yo ho ho!

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Christmas on Other Planets.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

The Reindeer Strike

Pole dancers

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Everything for a buck.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Safe Christmas.