Comical Christmas Lover Prints

"We're not going anywhere until I find my motion sickness pills!"

Christmas Tree

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

"I could get used to working remotely."

Yo ho ho!

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Pole dancers

"I've made a terrible mistake."

The Reindeer Strike

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Safe Christmas.