Christmas Story Lover Pillows

While Shepherds watched their flocks by night

Santa's Little Enablers

'Actually, due to the recession, we've got loads of room.'

The Wise Men and The Lazy Men.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Wow, I carry Mary to Bethlehem and then witness the birth of Jesus! My first major role in a blockbuster!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Christmas Tree

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

King Kongs first christmas

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Yo ho ho!

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Fairy tale

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '