Christmas Story Lover Prints

While Shepherds watched their flocks by night

Santa's Little Enablers

'Actually, due to the recession, we've got loads of room.'

The Wise Men and The Lazy Men.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Wow, I carry Mary to Bethlehem and then witness the birth of Jesus! My first major role in a blockbuster!"

Christmas Tree

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Yo ho ho!

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'