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'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

Christmas Tree

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Pyjama party

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

King Kongs first christmas

Yo ho ho!

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Pole dancers

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Safe Christmas.

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Santa and New Technology

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'