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A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

George Michael

Orchestra.

I love my Timpani

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Elvis Presley

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Italica

Bassoons.

Freddie Mercury

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Eric Clapton.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Jeff Beck.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."