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Domestic Harmony.

A Symphony of Penguins

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Piano Recital

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Popera!

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Cesar Franck

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Singer and her microphone

Dino Fest

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife