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Domestic Harmony.

A Symphony of Penguins

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

I love my Timpani

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Piano Recital

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Freddie Mercury

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Mark Knopfler.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Popera!

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Cesar Franck

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Singer and her microphone

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Dino Fest

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Mick Jagger.

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."