Concertgoer Pillows

David Roy Eldridge

'This next song is about setting boundaries, and how now I wish I had.'

A Concert.

Rod Stewart

The Three Tenners.

'...and on Bass...'

Well, we didn't get complete access to Sir Elton but we did interview someone who's cousin went to one of his concerts.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'Looks like the band's width has increased over the years.'

"No wonder these Yo-Yo Ma tickets were still available. He's going to be playing the saxophone."

'Was it good for you, babe?'

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

Dmitriy Shestakovich

Live Earth Concert at Wembley Stadium

Violinist with a face mask on.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"This next song is about working for the woman."

The concert that never was. . .

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

Violinist

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Flute duet.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

Orchestra

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Asking the Orchestra to Keep the Noise Down

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

A rock guitarist singing

Igor Stravinsky

'There's still someone playing a lot of bum notes.'

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

Orchestra

Jack-in-a-box in a piano.