Rock Concert Goer Pillows

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.

We meant Benghazi!

Duelling guitars at 50 paces, not a pleasant sight!

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

EWE 2.

George Michael

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

Elvis Presley

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Free Bird!"

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Steve Howe.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."