Leisure Time Ponderer Gifts

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Yipeee!"

Frog Baby Names

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Truth

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Fingers

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

The thinker.

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

'What's it all about?'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."