Easygoing Explorer Gifts

Path of least resistance.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Polar bear bowling alley

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Scenic selfie site

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"Smile!"

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

Introvert-in-a-Box

Duck hunter with duck dropping bombs on him.

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'