Easygoing Explorer Gifts

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

Scenic selfie site

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

'When you first caught me, I thought you were into the kiss and release program!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

Introvert-in-a-Box

"Smile!"

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Duck hunter with duck dropping bombs on him.

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'