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'Ripping furniture to shreds doesn't turn me on anymore. What I'd like to get my claws on is somebody's reputation.'

Face painting.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Ice fisher.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Problem Solving

Skiing

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Coffee

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Unrest Area.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.