Canine Chaos Seekers T-Shirts

How Dogs Are Born

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Jumping Dogs

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

A child and his dog

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

'This can't be good.'

Dog Day Afternoon

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

Dog admiring hot dog

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

"Dog house"

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Quick, act casual."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.